Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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