and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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