Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you would pick up someone in the library
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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