I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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