I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You were trust falling into bushes
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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