is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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