I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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