If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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