Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
did i walk over a car last night?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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