So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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