It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
