Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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