ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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