you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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