I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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