I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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