people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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