He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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