Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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