Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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