HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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