we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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