16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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