i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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