I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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