She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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