May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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