Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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