physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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