I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
