Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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