South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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