Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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