my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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