Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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