no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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