drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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