Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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