doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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