hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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