We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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