apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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