i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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