this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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