Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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