She said her name was "party"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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