physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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