Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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