So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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