This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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