i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
