Duck Duck Cougar?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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