My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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