This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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